somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I will pee on everything he values.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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