yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
