this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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