I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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