Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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