Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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