Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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