That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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