I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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