She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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