Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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