After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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