whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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