My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just invented taco cereal.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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