Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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