I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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