Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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