I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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