Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
