I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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