Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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