He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
