i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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