Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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