one might say we're banned from that church
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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