Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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