So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I touched a dick in church today
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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