distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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