Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Randomize
