he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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