Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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