reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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