physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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