Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
no you cant smoke seaweed
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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