You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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