my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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