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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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