Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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