we have pet lesbian snakes
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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