hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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