i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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