I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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