just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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