And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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