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I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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