No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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