Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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