Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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