Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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