and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!