He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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