Porn is love you can see.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.