My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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