Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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