okay pat passed out under dana's car
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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