Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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