My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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