All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
BRING THE BAGELS
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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